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JJoshua's avatar

Used to travel to Italy yearly. I was born here but my parents came from Italy. I blended in well enough that many Italians didn’t know I was from America but thought I was from Italy.

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Based in Paris's avatar

People think my husband is Italian. He is a French Jew.

Italians, “Jews with better food.”

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JJoshua's avatar

lol

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Modern Myths to Wreck a Girl's avatar

Timely piece for me. Soon I'll be a U.S. citizen visiting Europe for the first time, as a volunteer. Been toying with the idea of calling myself Canadian to avoid any potential disrespect and uncomfortable conversations. Also personal humiliation. Ugh.

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Based in Paris's avatar

Did you read this?

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Sober Christian Gentleman's avatar

Anti-American rhetoric is a Communist ploy to destroy their rival ideology. They hate freedom, family and most things american.

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Matt Kentner's avatar

Where to start...

Nickelback in concert is awesome.

Clothes dried on a line are stiff and scratchy. No thanks. I left the farm. I'm not bringing the farm with me.

Europeans are just jealous of our ranch. They eat their fries with mayo! They are halfway there! Go all the way and join us!

Yes I had to Google "Thermidorian Reaction."

Also I LOVE talking to foreigners. People are just so interesting. I hope the French feel the same!

"So tie your Asics, wear your St. Louis Cardinals cap, and put on those Costco jeans!" I feel seen.

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Based in Paris's avatar

The French do feel the same! They are genuinely curious about the US 🇺🇸:)

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Maria Luisa Latorre's avatar

Spaniards abroad and at home are louder than Americans abroad. Also, most Americans that make it to Europe have money and frankly, are looking for things that cannot be found in the US such as ancient culture, perhaps. They don’t look for beaches or theme parks because they can have those at home, and national parks too. The US is a continent in terms of land extension, a very varied geography; Americans don’t really have to leave if they don’t want to. And nowadays they tend to dress well.

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Finding Home Elsewhere's avatar

I do agree with this. I’ve lived in France for the last three years and have generally had only the nicest welcomes from people. And a lot of the Americans I’ve met here. I’ve also had a lot of appreciation for French culture.

Most of the negative things I seem to see are near viral or viral articles about somebody having a bad time in another country and having something very memorable, if dumb, to say about it. But meaning, real people, it’s generally been really nice. And continues to be.

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Based in Paris's avatar

So glad you’re having a great experience! 💕

My next article is debunking myths about the “Rude” French person ;)

About the viral articles… sometimes the media blows things out of proportion. A few months ago an article went viral about a couple that moved to France and it didn’t work out. Some of the comments about that article were cruel. France isn’t for everyone and that’s OK.

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Finding Home Elsewhere's avatar

I’d look forward to reading that.

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Site Nineteen's avatar

I recently had a British man ask me if I knew what miles were when he was describing distances. I decided to rib him by saying “no, we only use hectares in America.” It took him a moment to realize I was joking.

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David's avatar

Entering Louisiana from Mississippi, we stopped at the state welcome centre on I-10 for a break. The charming lady at the reception desk told me that my English was ‘excellent’. I’m from the U.K.

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Site Nineteen's avatar

Reminds me of a book that had a character who was an English major at a university in Boston. Her parents were from Wales. Despite being a fourth-year English major, she was required to take a remedial English class because “children of recent immigrants are known to have poor English skills,” and was tempted to tell the administrator just what language Welsh people speak these days.

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Based in Paris's avatar

What an odd story. It sounds like an administrative mixup.

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Based in Paris's avatar

She sounds like a nice lady. Enjoy Louisiana!

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Pat Malloy's avatar

Yes! This is most definitely me! Just another dumb, stupid and ugly American in Paris.

The last time I was as in Paris, I had planned to spend the better part of the day perusing paintings at the Musée d'Orsay. Afterwards, I so wanted to visit the tomb of René Descartes, to pay my respects to the renowned French philosopher and mathematician.

The day, however, turned out to be a complete and total disaster ... after my tour guide insisted that I put Descartes before d'Orsay.

I shall never return.

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Matt Kentner's avatar

Booo! Boo this man! lol

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Kaila Krayewski's avatar

I've heard some Americans sew Canadian flags on their bags when they travel! But I never actually saw it in practice even when I was backpacking so who knows of it's fact or fiction. In all truth, traveled pretty extensively and I haven't really met many disrespectful Americans, certainly no more than any other nationality. And they certainly do get a bad rep.

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Edwin Ball's avatar

I suspect the "Europeans travel more" assumption is based on travel between European countries, particularly western European ones. Which in terms of distance might be less travel than me going to Montana.

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David's avatar

That’s certainly part of it, but I’d guess that Europeans, particularly younger ones, also have the time that most Americans do not. I’m retired now, but during my working life I never had less than 4 weeks leave per annum and by the time I was in my 40s I had 6 weeks leave. By contrast my 50 year old American half-brother, a professional audiologist, gets all of 2 weeks leave a year.

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Fredo's avatar

You can find companies that give four weeks of vacation. I have four weeks. Indeed, I was in the military for 23 years and had 30 days (weekend also counted unfortunately). I retired went back into the typical two weeks and five years later I find myself right back at four. And we’re ignoring federal holidays obviously.

I would say that my experience is not typical. But it’s also not impossible. But there’s always trade offs. Obviously my salaries - all my salaries ever in my entire life - have been way better than European wages. Which allowed me to live very well even if I was on only two weeks.

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David's avatar

Sure, there are some employers in the US who offer 4 weeks leave, but that’s the exception, not the rule. 4 weeks leave is the statutory minimum across Europe, with many getting more, particularly if you’ve been with the same organisation for a few years. All I’m saying is that it makes it easier for Europeans to travel because one of the enabling factors (along with money, desire etc) is having the time to do it.

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Edwin Ball's avatar

Also is probably a factor, particularly since Americans who make enough money to afford international flights tend to be the ones who work a lot to have that kind of money.

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The Ivy Exile's avatar

I am not a Nickelback person -- well, except for "Photograph" -- but I always find it interesting that they became the default "band that sucks" because they were very competent at what they did whether or not it was your cup of tea. A lot of bands can't say that.

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Based in Paris's avatar

Right?! That's kinda why I used them as the example. I *assume* you saw the St Louis reference?!?!!? :)

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The Ivy Exile's avatar

It warmed my heartland heart!

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Chloe Anagnos's avatar

My French isn't great, but I'll never forget this experience when I was in Paris in 2018. I was in line to buy a crepe outside the Louvre, and the French woman in front of me was complaining (in French) to the crepe stand owner that too many tourists come into Paris and use credit cards instead of cash. She thought I was French and started including me in the conversation and I just nodded my head saying, "Oh, oui oui. Je comprends." As an American, I fit in!

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Based in Paris's avatar

I am sorry that happened. I will say, it is more culturally acceptable in France to complain or be negative. It is seen as a statement of fact or bonding. So, the complaint may not have been aimed at tourists, but the general annoyance of credit cards.

At least you saw the Louvre! ;)

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Martin Black's avatar

As a Brit, anti-Americanism bores me.

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Based in Paris's avatar

Right! That has not been a "thing" for you guys since the 18th century. We're good now, man. 🙃🫡😜

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Nathalie Martinek PhD's avatar

American competitiveness is insatiable! My experience of the French is that they don't care about where you're from.

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Based in Paris's avatar

Basically. They might genuinely be curious or have a question about US politics. But, like, its not that big of a deal.

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Rachel Drummond's avatar

Right on! Perhaps the most American thing we do is take shots at each other, literally and metaphorically. Hopefully your post reminds people we are capable of more than polarized and divisive comments on social media that bleed into real life.

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Based in Paris's avatar

Thanks, Rachel! Agreed. :)

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Chris Tharp's avatar

Excellent work. I made the same argument last year in this piece which you may enjoy as a companion to your essay. I'm glad that other writers are pointing out how tired and just plain untrue this trope is. And you're right, nobody complains about American tourists more than other Americans who want to feel superior to their supposedly uncouth countrymen. And Nickleback is Canadian.

https://christharp.substack.com/p/death-to-the-ugly-american

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Based in Paris's avatar

A true joy to read. Left a comment on your piece. Thank you for sharing, Chris!

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